Suck It UP!

Okay Gurls, Im publishing another blog post tonight basically is because I just need to get this trouble off my chest. It weighs a ton. And basically, I cant sleep and  not have to work for another few more weeks till term goes Ga-ga again.

Anyhoo, I know there are many brides to be that would want/ think they need to lose weight over a certain period before their nuptial. But my Problem is...I don't.

"Abeh kalau tak...apa hal kau nak complain lagik ah minah? Nak buat orang jealous per?"

Nope. Never my intention to make anyone jealous. In fact, sometimes I do feel I look worse than someone who might need a diet. Basically, I am a 1.6m in height. Some say its quite tall and okay for a girl but honestly Aku Ayam Katek compared to Beau who is like 1.76m OR more. Pfft!!!

And another thing is that I have small waist, thin legs, slender long bony fingers, nice petite arms. (And what the hell are you complaining bout Bitch?!!!)

Tapi my tummy is Bloated. (Feel like capping the words but ended up being a wuss and somehow still in denial)

Yup. I have a Bloated tummy. Sibeh-sibeh bloated tummy. I got offered seats on trains, buses anywhere with idiots who might think they are doing a favour a preggy woman. Sad kan. Now u get the jist of it all???

Aku pon tak tahu asal tummy aku ajer yang bloated whereas the rest of my body are considered petite and to think that I still shop for t-shirts at GAP, ZARA Kids departments. Cool kan?? But not cool when there are people who just think your preggy and give up their seat.

It is a nice idea if the train are fully pack and my feet are sore from all the shopping done. But other than that, It SUCKS BIG TIME. 

It makes me Sad. Pouts.

Well, one thing for sure I do know that the reason behind this is because I have a thick layer of tummy skin according to my personal masseuse and it happens to ladies who are in their mid-twenties usually and and also...Do take note of this ladies: If you are constantly wearing corset every day like I did and suddenly your tummy feels flat and nice and you just chuck your corset away...THIS WILL HAPPEN. Your tummy will just VOOM!!! Bloat up!!!

Cos i have been to doctors. Several in fact. And few common things are that needs to be change are my lifestyle and food intake. I have been eating lots and lots of starch.

Pebret aku?? Potato wedges. Aku suka kentang sebab tu badan pon jadi nasib macam kentang..atas kecik tengah besau!!! Musibot betol!!! Aaarrrghh!!! And apart from that I constantly suffer from having a great deal of amount of wind stocking up in my tummy. Papa calls me a burping doll. Just press and I burp.

Oh well. I hate IT. So currently I am back to wearing my corset for most of the days and hope that this tummy can be flat like it used to. One more year babes. It's scary.

And it is especially hurtful to your ego when someone keeps commenting and asking if your preggy or not. And to think some ill-considerate bastards laugh in your face because of it. And I do get that. It makes me so self-concious every time.

And I do hope those who make fun of me will eventually rot in Hell. Sadistic kan. Well, I do think they deserve to Rot and Trot in Hell.

Arrrrghhhh!!!!

Oh well...other than that, I sure do Hope & Pray that Me&Beau will be healthy and happy every single day. Everyday. Ameen.

Tooodlooos Everrrryyboody!!

Aku BARBIE.

Lagi siket terlupa nak ter-type R. Da nanti blog title sound jadi Aku Babie. Siak-ens. Hakk!!! Stupid Keyboard. Dalam banyak-banyak hari aku nak type blog, today the "R" knocks out on me.

Anyways back to the Story mory of Project Hitch kitorang, there are not many updates. There are still caterers that we are still trying to consider on. And I should say that is one of the Major headaches that I am suffering currently.

And Tentage. Not to mention the one with underlining like this below:

From Dishil.com ( Photos are for reference only)

Korang tahu tak berape???? 10K beb....10k...Itu 10k lebih puas hati aku simpan buat gi Haji ah!!!! Well, definitely of cos it also depends on the size the breadth width yada yada of the tentage. But I am talking like maybe 3quarter size of a basketball court. Tak patut. Tak Patut.
It could be less or more. But that is the price that you might have to pay.

Anyhoooo, speaking of which, I would not pay for that kind of amount for a tentage. I just find that it is not worth the money even with extra moola's i prolly got in the pocket. And furthermore, no offence ah but the tentage kind of looks creepy to me. It is super white and kau letak jer lampu blue fluorescent den voila! it looks like a bloody funeral to me. So nope!! Can't Do!!

And I am amaze with people who are willing to pay for that kind of price for a creepy tentage like this. I mean that is my opinion and I shall just shut up if you have a dying taste for it. 
Pun intended.

I mean WHY??? WHY?? people would ever spend that kind of amount. Kan lebih bernas (kan cikgu da sound kau!!!) kalau buat kat hotel...ni buat bawah blok..tent mcm bulan 7 besar-besar abeh mahal pulak tu...bukannyer aper...senang ke nak carik duit 10K tu? 

Ok ok...people might say its their wedding day and I should just shut up about it. But sorry ah..my blog...my rants...You Listen! Kapeesh??

You know why am I so mad at this?? I just find that somehow it is irritating to know that someone pay for something i find stupid. Yep I know it may not sound stupid to them but I Do Find It Stupid and I just find that it's not worth the money.

Bukan Duit kau Kan makchic?? Yerla tapi pon,....okok Aku Shut Up!!

Actually aku nak blog pasal baju nikah....tapi tak tahu macam maner boleh masuk bab topic casket tentage plak. Eeeee!! Chillzzz.......down my spine!

Okie...so I was thinking punya thinking of my baju nikah. Theme aku Barbie!! Sebab itulah aku. Plastic Ke. Drastic Ke. Suka hati aku laaaaa!!! Aku suka Barbie. To me she is my perfect icon. Always stays pretty. Aku sukaaa!!!

Well just because jiwa aku Barbie tak semestinya suma nak kena PINK!! Takkan aku nak jadi mcm air bandung sesat masa nikah kan?? What i am referring to is the details of the Barbie clothes that I saw. It was simple yet Classy. I want something round neck and not droopy. Embellishments of little pears or diamentes on the side. Mermaid cutting for the skirt part and a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong train behind.

Ok this is so called my purrrrrr-fect collar/ neck area I wanted:

Scha in a Dress by Syaiful Baharim! Gorgeoussssss-ness!!!
(Picture are for reference only)

Lawa giler kaper dapat baju macam nieee!!!! Freakkkinnnn sweet!!! And it is so ME!! ME!! ME!! And being a Ribbons & Pockets Girl, I would LOVEEEEEEEEEEE to get my booty..I mean my body in this sweet sweet dress. And it's made of Prada Lace girls. Im melting. Drooolz......If I ever get this kind of baju.....ohhh!! the thoughts hypeventilates me!!! Im losing my breath!!

And for the veil:

Something White. Something Lace on the sides. Perfect.

Last the bottom part:

Taking note that I have a booty the size of a J Lo's. Over the years, people have interrogate me on how to achieve a bum like that and I could just say....Pray and you might get it. While others thinking that by smacking.pinching.slapping.groping my bottoms are a sure way of getting one. Sorry Babes but I salute you guys for trying.Hahhahah.

Perfecto. Although I would prefer a less fluffier bottom part. At least, mermaid cut was the best for me. I think...so bum bum aku tak nampak macam mak orang da beranak tujuh. Hahahahha. I guess this look will definitely make me look curvier and slender.

Ooooh...I cant wait to get my hands on the Prada laces. Basically, aku pon tak tahu mane nak beli. Arab st...hmmm...harga dorang sembelih tekak...KL...duit minyak.duit hotel. duit makan. gedebak gedebook pon sama jugak. Oh well, that is I guess my next project lorr.

All I know I must have a Ribbon somewhere on my side of the neck on that day.

Anyways Toodloos and Yoddles gurls. Hope the pictures get you guys startup on your moodboards too!!!